First off, sir you are obviously colorblind, and have a worse fashion sense than even I. And, who would ever fall in love with that pink haired, useless, excuse of a ninja who is Sakura Haruno.
Now, I know what you're all thinking, "There isn't anything wrong with Sasuke!" Ohhhh, contrare, my dear Watson. Sasuke is obviously the most bipolar anime character ever, not to mention that you wear a turtleneck with shorts, and that your clan symbol looks like a melting poke ball.
Madame, you certainly live up to your name, which means cherry blossoms. What with your pink hair and stupid looking dress. Anywho, you are a useless ninja... XD And quit being so optimistic!
I love you Kakashi, but why are you hiding the sharingan that Obito gave you? You didn't hide it while you were in ANBU! Also, what tis with the mask? You've always worn it. And dude, Your hair defies everything I've ever known. Except for AWESOMENESS! And why do you lie to your students about being late all the time? Can't you just tell Team 7 that you're visiting Obito's grave?
Kankuro
Kankuro, I love you as well, but why do you wear SO MUCH WAR PAINT? And, why, might I ask, do you wear black in the desert, good sir?
Gaara of the Desert
Gaara, you are my second favorite character, next to your older brother, but why did you have the sand etch the love kanji on your head? I know it means "a monster loving only himself" but, I mean... Yeah XD
Temari
Why do you have a fan as your weapon? Who are you, Princess Peach? Your hair is positively ridiculous, and ummm... yeah.
I think I have time for one more :)
Maito Gai and Rock Lee
You two are the most ridiculous people I have ever seen, and there is nothing great about the flames of youth.
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